bitch who visits me every time my husband travels. She hangs out
for at least the first week he goes, sometimes longer. I hate her. I
think that she hates me, too. Otherwise, why would she stay and
make me so miserable.
On the other hand, I appreciate Insomnia for getting me motivated
to get the “early stuff” done that I ordinarily would blow off and
leave for another day. Like today, I’m supposed to go start the
paperwork for transferring Ismail from the really crappy middle
school in Abu Yusef to Hamo’s not as crappy middle school up in
Betash. And since Ramadan is supposed to start tomorrow, God
willing, today would be the best day to get it done. So I suppose I
should be thankful that Insomnia popped in for another unannounced
But I’m not. I hate her. She jacks up my eating schedule, my sleep
schedule and she leaves me so exhausted that I feel like puking. Her
visits almost always have an effect on how I handle my kids. The
usual bickering and arguing and occasional fist-fight seem amplified
by about 60 decibels whenever Insomnia is around. Why is that?
And the kids always seem to feel her tension and then they get
irritated by her effects on me. But seemingly, she’s not in the least
swayed to get the hell out of here and leave me alone. Nope. And
the kids’ irritation always come out on me. They’re far too respect-
ful to mistreat a guest…even an unwelcome one like Insomnia.
Maybe I’ll give her the cold shoulder after lunch today and just
ignore her and take a nap. She might get the message and finally
hit the bricks.
But I have my doubts.