Boy: You know this chocolate bar is stupid. I can’t believe I just
spent a whole pound on this skinny chocolate bar and I feel
like I got ripped off. It’s so small.
Me: Yeah, well. You chose it, remember.
Boy: Still, it tasted good.
Me: I guess.
Boy: You know, Mommy. They have the same size chocolate for
half a pound but don’t ever buy it.
Me: Yeah, I know. It tastes like butt.
Boy: Well, I was gonna say, ‘It tastes like poop.’
Me: Got much experience in what poop tastes like?
Boy: Not really. You got much experience in what butt tastes like?