Guess What I Got For Mother’s Day

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NO! I didn’t get a razor as a Mother’s Day gift.

I did, however, manage to get a shower in semi-hot water with enough time to actually mow BOTH of my legs. HOW did I do this, you may inquire?  It was simple.

I showered before all four of the kids got up. I made sure that the 2 younger ones, who were up before I was had used the toilet before I went in. THEN I made a mad dash for the bathroom and locked the door.

I also made it perfectly clear that I would NOT answer questions through the door about why so-and-so got to play outside before studying yesterday or about where such-and-such is located.

It was pure tepid heaven.

Of course, I had to retire this razor since it had been about 8 or 9 months since I’d shaved.  Oh, well. Also, I no longer have flies trailing me because I washed my hair AND conditioned it. It’s going to be a good day.

Happy (U.S. and Australia) Mother’s Day to all the Moms, Stepmoms, Grandmoms, Aunts, others who provide for kids.

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